I’m not much of an American Idol fan, but I tuned in last night.  Of course, the night I tune in would be country night, but I’m not violently opposed to country music.  I still wish I’d written Garth Brooks’ “The Dance.”
Anyway, I got to see this Sanjaya character for the first time.  Seriously, it was an evil trick the country played, keeping that poor boy on TV for so long.  He was really, really bad.  I give him credit for taking it all in stride, but he was wiggy-wack.  Yikes, man.  I wanna know how he got on in the first place.  I need to get on American Idol.  Shoot, I would have done better using Bubba Sparxxx’s “Back In The Mud” as a country night selection than that dude singing “Something To Talk About.”
Anyway, my girlfriend told me that people have been voting for him out of spite.  Just to harangue the whole voting process.  Sounded like fun to me, so I sent in a text for the dude.
And they put the dude off.  See, this is why I people feel like voting is just a waste of gas.
Apathy now consumes me.