Business…here’s a piece I’ve got on Page 2 about Donald Sterling’s role as a dreadful landlord.
So most of the universe knows about all the drama they’ve got going in the airports. It seems a foiled terrorist plot in London has everyone very worried. Many folks are aware that lotions, hair gels and other products are not allowed on planes.
But try this one on…
Friend of mine has a flight today. She received a call from her airline to let her know about all the drama. They let her know there would be restrictions.
“You’ll only be able to carry on a clear bag to hold your ID and credit cards.”
Gotta suck, but it’s understandable. Except she’s flying to Zurich!
An overseas flight with no music, no books, no magazines? Are you serious? They told her she might get the chance to buy books at the airport, but that she would be wise to ask before she wasted her money.
Because of that, I’m pretty sure that for a lot of people, today will be the worst day ever in the skies. On top of being the ashiest day in the history of flying, it will also be the testiest. What on Earth will someone do on a plane for that long? Good gracious.
It’s so bad that if Damon Stoudamire had been arrested today for sneaking contraband into the airport wrapped in tin foil, it wouldn’t seem so stupid.
(Yes it would. But it would be a little more comprehensible.)
Pray for me friend, please. If you’re that type, yanno.