Here’s one courtesy of Ben, the one-time Red Stripe Reader of the Month.
All you boys slangin’ sacks, did you know that you might should be paying tax on that? Check this from the Kansas Department of Revenue.
Well, now we know how D.A.R.E. is funded.
That’s right–the dope man is supposed to pay excise taxes. If they’re not paid, tax evasion becomes an additional charge. If you get busted with dope, you’ve got an additional charge to mess with. This is the Al Capone case squared, and similar laws are in twenty-three other states.
But no need to fret, Nino. The Department of Revenue will not speak with law enforcement about these payments.
In other related news, the Kansas Department of Revenue will be selling bridges on eBay. If you believe they won’t dime you out, I’d love to try to sell you the Dean Dome. I got the keys on me right now.
Trust, folks–the Man will get his regardless. However, don’t try to tell me they really care about stopping dope. Theoretically, it brings in scrilla.