Thanks, Bol.  Definitely NSFW on the sound, so just put on some headphones. Here's the funniest part -- this dude must have been deep in the country, cuz it ain't like he just moved to town from New York City.…

In these times, the words of Johnny Guitar Watson often come in handy. Enjoy .  

...I didn't get the crocs.  The biggest reason I was going to was because, well, they're cheap, and I can't be investing but so much into this golf.  It's already becoming an obsession, but I ain't got the money…

I'm one of those people that sees the value of comfortable shoes.  Feet are the most underappreciated things out there, when you think about it.  Well, feet and latex.  Nobody likes to talk about either in public, but where…