Now, I don’t scare easy.  You should know that.
However, I find it necessary to mention that there’s very little as scary as a white haired woman driving a Buick while wearing those huge wraparound shades.  You know, the ones that don’t let any light in.  You know, the ones that scream out “my eyes are so bad that I should live my life in a basement cuz the sun makes my eyes hurt and everything look white like I’m about to die!”
Saw that a second ago on the way back from the UPS Store.  I didn’t like that one bit.