D-Nunn,
We haven’t talked in a while, but it’s all good. I know you’re on the mailing list, so I just wanted to ask you if you saw the game today. You know, Texas/Oklahoma. I had to ask because we didn’t make our friendly bet like we always do. You usually call me about it, but you didn’t this year. Your loyalty to the Sooners has always been admirable, but you didn’t seem to be too solid on them this year.
That’s cool, though. That’s why my ‘Horns beat that ass today.

That’s right, it was a straight ahead mollywoppin. 45-12. Karma’s vicious, ain’t it? Did you see that freshman quarterback running for his life? Did you see Peterson on the sideline hobbled? Did you see those touchdown passes? Do you realize that Vince Young is one of those cats that Switzer would have come and recruited back in the day?
How does it feel?
Oh, I know. I’ve dealt with it for the last five years that OU has beat the brakes off my boys. You know those times. You’d call me to bet a fifth of whiskey before those games. You ain’t call me bout jack this year, though. I figure you were just busy, so I will act as though we made the bet because I know that a gentleman like you wouldn’t back down just because your team isn’t very good this year.
(Okay, you’re team is booty. Had to be said.)
So, the way I see it, we’re even. I owe you a bottle of Jack from last year, and the bottle you meant to bet this year will compensate for that. Don’t you agree?
But really, are you okay? What happened to your Sooner Magic? What happened to Stoops? What happened to Oklahoma having the stronger will?
I’m confused, Nunn. I just don’t get it. What happened?
That’s right, Oklahoma got that ass beat. How could I forget?
Well, just wanted to let you know I accepted your bet. I hope you and the whole state of Oklahoma is over what happened to ’em.
If not, just know that karma’s no joke.
Hook ‘Em,
Bo