There’s an update coming later today with a new piece about the ACC Tournament, and I’ll share some fun thoughts from the weekend. It could best be described as a religious experience. Really. But then again, I’m as religious as a pint of whiskey.
Anyway, I just read somehwere that Toure said on Star and Buc Wild that Cam’Ron might be gay. Why? Because Cam called Jigga ugly and tsaid hat any man that could call a man ugly could probably find another man handsome.
Yeah, that makes a lot of fuckin’ sense. Here’s why that’s rather moronic.
1. I personally have trouble telling if a man is attractive. I’m just not attracted to men. You can’t even use the ability to meet women as a proxy because game makes the world go ’round.
However, I can peep ugly from a mile away. Ugly is universal. If saying another man is ugly makes you gay, then we’re all gay. In your head, document the first thing to come to your mind when thinking of the following people–Flavor Flav, Shabba Ranks, Biz Markie, Sam Cassell, Tyrone Hill.
You don’t have to be gay to think Jigga’s ugly. You just need to be able to peep those coolers.
But here’s the thing about Jay being ugly–so what? Ummm, have you seen that stunna he keeps on his arm? Lemme be ugly. You could throw chicken grease on the left side of my face and shove a stiletto through the right. For Beyonce, that’s a fair trade.
2. Even if I were able to tell if a man is handsome, that wouldn’t make me gay. Men and women are different animals, but women peep the attractiveness of other women all the time without wanting to get in their pants.
3. If someone were looking for a superficial reason to believe Cam’s gay, now wouldn’t be the time to start. Folks, he drove a pink Range Rover. Pink. That says a lot more to me than calling somebody ugly. And it still says nothing at all
4. Random question–why would Toure even go on Star and Buc Wild? I can’t speak for nobody else, but stupid people make my stomach hurt. And hanging with stupid people’ll make you look, well, stupid.
That’s all for now. I’ve been up since 3am making deadline, so I’m really lost as to what to do with myself. Guess I’ll go to the gym or something. Maybe some breakfast afterwards. After a weekend of wonderful AND free food, going back to cooking is really going to suck.