Business…here’s a recap of the fishing extravaganzaa.
Yeah, so I was on TV this weekend. Check out a clip below.
There are other clips on YouTube, accessible by searching for “Michael Jackson A&E.” Check it out primarily because it’s a good film, but also because, well, I’m deep off in that piece!
But as much as I’d love to sit and talk me and that show, there’s something way more pressing–FLAVOR OF LOVE II!!!!

This season’s gonna be interesting. I’m not quite sure how, though. I mean, we know this is staged. It’s so staged that it’s ridiculous. The last one was staged, but there was at least a bit of mystery about it. I mean, they really did make it seem like they wanted to be with Flav. We were only so sure it was staged because, honestly, Flav ain’t rich enough to be that ugly and pull chicks under any circumstance. This show is on VH1, man. Not eh’body was gonna get to be a star off that. And I’m not sure it would be worth it to put lips on Flavor Flav without absolute assurance that fame would follow.
This is clearly staged, though. Absolutely. From the fight in the first half hour to some of the things the women were saying, we’re clearly dealing with acting. That fight…I’m pretty sure they told the big black chick to throw hands. I don’t think, though, they let the white girl from Houston know it was coming. That was kinda foul, but also kinda funny. Not as funny as the big girl asking God to give her the strength to refrain from “beatin’ a bitch ass,” but it is what it is.
What we’re gonna have with this season of FOL is what we got from professional wrasslin’ in the late ’80s and early ’90s. I’m not sure exactly when, but Vince McMahon decided he didnt’ want to have to pay a tax that all would have to pay if they put on a sporting event. For years, there were questions about whether wrasslin’ was real or fake. To save money, Vince took away all the mystery and said it was fake.
And since it was fake, he was free to make his show as absurd as it could be. And it was. And continues to be.
So think of last night’s FOL, especially the girl that supposedly took a dumb on the sneak in the middle ofa crowded room. She said she had diarrhea and couldn’t hold it. So she was able to drop one, then roll out kinda slick before anyone noticed what was going on.
Okay, we’ve all had diarrhea. We know that when it gets to the point of no return, it ain’t coming out in no way that can be done smoothly. Sorry, just not happening.
Clearly staged.
And we can look forward to that for the rest of the season, I’m sure. A blast it will be.