Oh man, this is funny.  I know I’m late, but I had to make sure this was real.  Oh buddy, it is.
In fairness to Fox News, Lincoln and Douglass — with two esses — had planned to debate.  However, they couldn’t find any place where Douglass was allowed to sass and back talk a white man in public.
EDIT — Seriously, when has a black man ever gotten on Fox News without it being approved by a committee?  This is the best.