Luther D. here.
Riddle me this, pimpin…how do you get fired but stay on your job as a consultant? Huh? That only be happening in college sports when fools got contracts. FEMA man is still on the payroll? Suckers are straight shameless, man. What’s he gonna tell ’em?
“I think we should have a horse show to raise money for these folks. Matter of fact, we should get some of those swimming horses and have them perform in Port Arthur.”
You gotta understand…I’d fire my daddy if I had to. And I have. Buddy was straight lazy, man. All he had to do was mop the floor. That’s it.
Anyway, it must be good to be in charge, pimpin. And by good, I mean fuckin spectacular.
(Update: FEMA Man got more to say. Buddy said, “The people of FEMA are being tired of being beat up, and they don’t deserve it.” Most folk think that’s real. That’s why we beat you up, you waste of space.)
September 27, 2005
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