Once again, Alan Keyes is running for President.  This will be the third time he gets his ass handed to him.
That’s a bit unfair for me to say.  I don’t believe for a minute that Keyes has believed that he would win any of his previous runs for the White House, nor do I think he figured he could really derail the building Barack Obama Express.  Getting on him for losing those races is kind of like picking on someone because he got beat up by 15 people at the same time.
But if you decide to mess with them 15 dudes, just asking them to stomp you, then there are a few chuckles to be had.  Nothing makes me laugh as hard as watching someone walk into an ass whoopin’.
I mean, I just don’t get it.  Keyes is ridiculously intelligent, but he’s a joke to most on each side of the political spectrum.  He gets overly bombastic about the wrong things (refer to his singing of Negro spirituals on TV during his race with Obama), and he’s a little too smart.  He’s good to talk over your dome.  People don’t like that.  At all.
So now, we’re gonna have to listen to that dude at some point.  I mean, we don’t have to, but it’ll probably come up.
But unlike in the race with Obama, no one in the media will care to listen to him.  He’ll be as fringe as fringe can be.
I just wanna know what dude’s accomplishing with this.  And who are the people that contribute to his campaign fund.  Why don’t they just give that money to me?  Or put it in a stack by the leaves in an outhouse?  I just don’t understand.