9 Comments

  • Posted May 14, 2007 2:26 pm 0Likes
    by Mr. Rite

    Why aren’t all the Bonds haters bringing the same mahem to the teams who moved their fences in to make them more “hitter-friendly” during the years? Why not chastise commish Selig for changing the ball around to toy with homer number stats?
    The Bonds-hater gal ends the haterade-sposored diatribe, “…To mark the day that a baseball is just a baseball again.”
    Through the years, baseballs, ballparks and ball players went through so many changes, it’s laughable that all the woes of the baseball world are pinned to one man who allegedly did what others amittedly did but just happened to be the best at it?
    Baseball “purists” remind me of certain brides with pasts who wear all-white at their wedding. What is “pure” anymore, really?

  • Posted May 14, 2007 3:59 pm 0Likes
    by ETS

    I don’t believe Mary even believes what she is saying. She must not have a college loan, mortgage and car payment like me and mine.

  • Posted May 14, 2007 1:36 pm 0Likes
    by ladyb

    i couldn’d agree more if i tried – keep that s*! have you seen gas prices?!

  • Posted May 14, 2007 1:42 pm 0Likes
    by Kirk

    I swear to God, I like both of these movies, but if some of these Page 2 assholes don’t stop trying to live off of Shawshank Redemption and Napoleon Dynamite references, I may very well claw my own eyes out.
    Good luck putting an asterisk on that ball, Mary. Bonds nearly always waits to hit landmark HR’s at home. You’d be snatched bald by the time you could even think about busting out a Sharpie.

  • Posted May 14, 2007 1:49 pm 0Likes
    by Jarrett

    Hell to the nizzaw. My middle name would be changed to eBay.

  • Posted May 14, 2007 2:52 pm 0Likes
    by jason

    Why does Mary think her arm would be attached to her body long enough to perform a 15-step ball-ruining ritual? Her half was the dumbest thing I’ve ever read.

  • Posted May 14, 2007 5:41 pm 0Likes
    by Rex

    Hey, someone HAD to play devil’s advocate. You know she’d keep that ball… But journalism is journalism.

  • Posted May 15, 2007 9:10 am 0Likes
    by DP

    Talk is cheap, boys and girls. It’s funny how its the VERY attitude that she displays will encourage the Bonds’ of the world to tune them out.

  • Posted May 16, 2007 1:43 pm 0Likes
    by Don

    Mary can’t feel this way. Even if you struggle with the steroud issue, anybody would keep and sell. And I don’t have the hair to grab.

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