If Atlanta’s Funkadelic, I’m Bootsy. I don’t need the band, but I’m so much better with it.

Don’t treat me like an animal, even if that’s not an insult within your value system.

Check the name at the bottom. Luther D., baby.

In a shocking victory, two out of two hotel employees prefer journalists to Jesus. The writing’s religious!

Thanks to Josie (blogroll) for this one.

Networking, according to my strange thought process.

Let’s get this started with some of the most double-taken things to happen at the conference.