December 11, 2006
I’m a genius. Got IQ tests to confirm it.
But you want some real confirmation?
One of my classes has its final right now. I walked into class feeling good. Even baked chocolate chip cookies from scratch so they’d have something to munch on during a dinnertime exam. Plus, I like baking cookies.
Anyway, I pulled out the exams and took them out of the plastic the print shop wrapped them in. As I prepared to stand up and hand them out, I noticed a lot of bold print on the tests.
The bold print was on the right answers. Somehow, I managed to send the key to the print shop, not the exam.
That there’s puttin’ all this IQ to work!
The cookies are boss, though. At least got that goin’ for me.
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