It’s this simple–after paying for a television that, quite frankly, is the most important thing in my life that doesn’t have a heartbeat, I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO GO TO A BAR TO WATCH TEXAS/OKLAHOMA.  AND I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO DO SO BECAUSE THE LOCAL AFFILIATE WILL BE SHOWING THE FLORIDA STATE-NC STATE GRUDGE MATCH.
I’m madder than James Brown was when that dude got down with his woman.  That ain’t right.