I almost forgot–the Michael Jackson story, which prominently features this weirdo from Texas, will be airing at noon EDT on A&E on Saturday, August 5th. I erroneously said it would be on August 4th, but I just looked it up again and see it’s the 5th. Get your TiVo ready! For more information, check this link. Of note–never again will you see my name in the same paragraph as Liza Minnelli’s.
I would like to start by saying how much I appreciate the feedback from the post on that sorry waiter. I’ll never take solace in the fact that another man has a less glamorous profession than me. I think that’s just wrong. However, I don’t think there’s anything wrong with wishing that he have a calamity on the job caused by forgetting to wash the syrup off his hands before he goes to take a leak.
But anyway, no one really addressed the key. We need to formally draft the G-Code. It must be written, and we must begin to take the steps to develop the infrastructure necessary to enforce The Code. We can laugh at dudes like him, but they are not funny. They are embarrassments to us all. They endanger everyone’s safety. They put people in awkward situations.
And, quite frankly, they’re herbs. And no one likes a herb.
So we must begin–today–planning a meeting of the G-Code Committeee. We need a location, and we need a nomination process to determine who will be able to assist with this massive endeavor. Please let us know anyone you know of that deserves a role in this process.
It’s the fate of the friggin’ free world that I worry about, man. So all I wanna know is….
…who’s comin with me???