1. The Jamie Foxx Special wasn’t the heat.
And I still haven’t seen most of it, but what I saw wasn’t that heat rock. Wasn’t hot. Oh well.
2. UNC is not a tournament team.
Who ever thought we’d see Wes Miller starting at guard at a major Division I school? And who’d think he wouldn’t be the worst starter if that happened?
3. But Carolina might beat Duke.
Maybe those statements are contradictory–since a win over Duke would be a marquee win–but I think they can beat Duke. Why? Because Tyler Hansbrough is a grown man.
4. “Boat Trip” is the worst movie ever.
Yeah, I watched that trash on TBS. What goes through Cuba Gooding Jr.’s mind? Oh, why did I watch it? Because there were scores of beautiful women in that movie. And I couldn’t sleep. Sad thing is that today I can’t stay awake.
5. Jada Pinkett’s band suuuuuuucks.
Hey man, I watched them on Letterman doing that hard rock thing or whatever they’re doing. I asked Ronda Penrice while it was going on–when white people see stuff like that, is it the same as how I feel when I see a really bad white rapper?
6. This is the funniest thing ever.
It’s funny because kids are just cute, honest, and adorable. It’s hilarious because this is really a commercial for an insurance company. Provided by the lovely Ms. Robinson of Rocky Mount, NC.
7. I knew I wasn’t gonna wanna get up and do legs and abs in the morning.
And I haven’t. Gonna have to go during peak time. No good.
8. The Hawk has arrived in NC.
If you’re not familiar with the Hawk, listen to Lou Rawls’ “Dead-End Street.” And if you have it online, please send it to me.
I’m done.