Well, I’d first like to start by saying that I am not nearly as slick as I thought I was.  The folks at the establishment mentioned in the previous post figured out I was talking about them, and I received a very courteous apology.  Of course, while reading the e-mail, I realized I owed them an apology myself.  There was a very good reason for them to ask for identification.  Should’ve thought a little longer before posting that.
The cold coffee is something entirely different, but not enough for me to deprive myself of a great waffle.  I can get over it.