Today's Philosophical Quandary

May 24, 2007

Okay, I know I should just let that video of them boys die, but I can’t. Here’s another quesiton that’s sure to buoy the discussion.
Who would get in more trouble….
A teenaged girl whose parents walked in the living room and saw her with four dudes on the ottoman?
Or those boys had their father walked in and seen four dudes knockin’ the boots off the ottoman?

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ETS

September 21, 5301, 1:28 pm

Is it my GOOD ottoman?!
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C

September 21, 5296, 1:28 pm

Wow...this is a tough one. See it all depends on what the girl is actually doing in the room...her activities in the room could have a serious effect on the resulting punishment. But yeah...In a strange way it I think the girl would be in more trouble. The girl has no business in that room. None. The boy...there are just so many questions in need of answering so the punishment would have to be more measured...even if that means debating between a couple jabs and a right hook.
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Jarrett

September 21, 5297, 1:28 pm

Depends on how you classify trouble. The girl would have to be viewed as a serious lapse in self-worth, judgment and morals. These dudes on this ottoman should be viewed as prime candidates for your previous "old man obliterating you" post.
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Ashley

September 21, 5298, 1:28 pm

I don't really think it's a matter of trouble parse' so much as to how each are "viewed" for lack of a better word. As always, a girl is going to be viewed as a whore (and in the case you speak of a MAJOR whore), where as the boys, at best, get a long speech with the topic being sex & consequences, depending on age maybe some materialistic repurcussions & a slap on the wrist. The father will probably be dissapointed in his son's (sons') lack of morals but most likely will get over it. However, the girl in this "scenario" will have scarred the way in which she is viewed by her parents PERMANENTLY, ESPECIALLY through her father's eyes. So, like I said it's not so much about how much trouble the two will get in, it runs much deeper than that. Punishment by your parents is something that happens & after it's over it is pretty much forgotten, but a mother & father seeing their own daughter partaking in such acts can't and will NEVER be erased, NO MATTER WHAT!
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Stephanie E.

September 21, 5299, 1:28 pm

The girl would absolutely get the worst of it, no matter what was actually happening on the ottoman, she would already be perceived as being in the wrong for having 4 knuckleheads (let alone one), in the crib, without parental supervision. As ridiculous (to put it mildly) as the video of the boys is, it would inevitably go down in the "boys will be boys" annals, and not viewed as evidence of parental failure, as well as compromised (again to put it mildly), morals.
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Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction

September 21, 5300, 1:28 pm

Now..if ol girl kickin dem boys ass in some Madden or Live...then nothing to get mad about.... but if they trying to turn her into Jasmine St. Clair...well somebody call the coroner and ask for four body bags.. Hell Bo, I can tell you a case where a girl had an affair with one of her coaches, and they're covering it up because she and her twin just wrapped up an undefeated season with a state championship and a national ranking in USA Today. but four dudes on an ottoman + me = me being on the news for beating four young males with a bat
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Cobb

September 21, 5302, 1:28 pm

Boys will be boys, and boys will get their asses kicked by men. the girl's rep is ruined already. just them having the nerve to go there means that. so. if those fools showed up at my house, they would definitely get chased out with a bat or worse. i'm debating in my mind what to do about my daughter, and the best thing i can come up with is a fresh slap in the face. the lecture goes something like this, no more no less. "the next time i catch you with that kind of fool, i will let him have you. you will no longer be my daughter. you will be his whore. in that case. i am writing the apology you will have to give to me before i ever speak to you again in life and i am sealing it in this envelope. here. i hope you never have to open it. i hope i never have to hear it. i've made my promise to you. now go and make one to yourself."
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Kirk

September 21, 5303, 1:28 pm

ETS - Best comment on the entire topic, hands down.
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smokedog2138

September 21, 5304, 1:28 pm

ETS - you had me cracking up with that comment. But the girl would definitely get it worse. Like ashley said no one wants to think of their daughter as a whore. One dude you get pissed but 4 men that is permanent. It's easier to dismiss a dumbass moment (i.e. making a video of your sex moves on an ottoman) than a 4 on 1 gangbang.

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ETS

September 21, 5306, 1:28 pm

Seriously, I'd be frustrated with the boys - ESPECIALLY if they put that joint on YouTube, because that would be just DUMB. And if these dudes are really 18 like they say they are, then they should know better. I'd be a little nervous that they could be THAT DUMB or think that something that wack could be cool, but they'd still be in trouble. You ever said or did something REALLY dumb that had your parents nervous?! I can't remember what I said, but it was right after graduation. And my mom looked me in the eye with all seriousness and in her calmest voice and said, "I can't believe I just paid for you to go to college for four years and you just said something like that." She was SERIOUSLY concerned. I felt like garbage. Anyway ... I'd be seriously concerned for my daughter. I know I might get blasted here, but I think anytime a young girl knows the consequences of allowing a train to be run on her in 2007 and still chooses to do so - IN MY HOUSE nonetheless, then we're dealing with some serious issues that need to be addressed ASAP. Sexual freedom my a$$.
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rell

September 21, 5305, 1:28 pm

The boys should get in the most trouble, my lord that was just awful. If I saw my sons doing that I'd get a switch, a .45 and a shovel.
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Don

September 21, 5307, 1:28 pm

Dad would not speak to me for months. Lots of other things brought a slap across the bow but this...this would have been demoralizing for the man. Would have sucked him dry. As for a teenage girl with four boys...well, I grew up with all boys. If my brother that has three daughters caught one with this crowd, there would be four absolute beatings and one daughter with no keys, no door to her room.
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ETS

September 21, 5308, 1:28 pm

PLEASE look at this parody of the peer pressure joint! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmGML--UIfc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fnovaslim%2Ecom%2F
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Fred Batiste, A Weapon of Mass Destruction

September 21, 5309, 1:28 pm

I’d be seriously concerned for my daughter. I know I might get blasted here, but I think anytime a young girl knows the consequences of allowing a train to be run on her in 2007 and still chooses to do so - IN MY HOUSE nonetheless, then we’re dealing with some serious issues that need to be addressed ASAP. Sexual freedom my a$$. ——————————Say ETS...I wholeheartedly agree.
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Kofstradamus

September 21, 5310, 1:28 pm

I have to say the girl would be in more trouble. As a parent I'd probably be thinking that I could still straighten my sons out because they hadn't taken the step yet (I would hope) to do that to an actual person. Their mindset is already screwed all to be damned but its still more salvagable than if they hadn't actually carried that out on a human being. And damn, I could by a new ottoman. Better yet, I would probably never buy or touch an ottoman ever again in life. You know what, I may get rid of all the ottomans in my crib right now (brb).... Back to the issue though, the girl has already stepped on the platform to actual penetration and bought a one way ticket on the midnight train to rkelly's crib. I would probably be more mad at her because the sexual damage has already been done and I can't change that. I can still however, get rid of my ottoman's and get my boyz in check before they carry the same act out on my futon or even worse, an actual person.
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jaedalaurez

September 21, 5311, 1:28 pm

I don't know- if my father would have seen either one of my brothers engaged in such a traveshamockery, I think they would have died from shame on the spot. And then I think my father would have died at the thought of explaining how they died to my mother.
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J-Full

September 21, 5312, 1:28 pm

I would say that the girl would get into more trouble. But it depends on what's going on in the room. if those dudes are doing those moves to her then I'd say she'd get the lashing of her life. But if pops walked in and she was sitting there watching them then he'd probably be disappointed but he wouldn't flip out as much. Though he should give her a stern talking to about perception and putting herself in compromising situations. As far as the boys go...the father needs to give them a lecture letting them know that what they did was disgraceful. He should prolly give them all some hooks to the ribs for being stupid. He also needs to charge them for cleaning the ottoman. They all could use a good beating, girl and guys alike.
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Joe P

September 21, 5313, 1:28 pm

So did anyone catch the other installments of their antics? Apparently they don't even take holidays off...no piece of household furniture is safe. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85v8JkzEOf8&NR=1