2008

So I wound up stuck in the corniest moment of my recent life. I've decided the best way to take in the election results is with the computer....

If you were going to be anxious about the election, that time has passed. If you were going to be anxious, it would be while voting was going...

Did you read about her? She was lying. I'd like to know how much pursuing the cops actually did on this one, because this was so obviously a ...

...it'll make you famous. Or infamous. Sometimes, you just need to stick with what's tried and true. There's nothing newsworthy about the or...